No Deal with Iran, Swalwell Accused of Grape, Guest Cart Narcs Agent Sebastian | 4/12/26

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Matt Christiansen

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🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 175 minutes

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Summary

After no peace deal during negotiations with Iran, Trump announces a naval blockade, Eric Swalwell is accused of grape and quits the California governor's race, Agent Sebastian from Cart Narcs joins to talk shopping cart justice, Knuckle Hunkybuck returns to tell the story of his mental break on the show last year, and much more. For reference material, see the YouTube post of this episode: https://youtu.be/tsDoTjCnzdY For all things show-related: www.mattchristiansenmedia.com

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0:00.0	In this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend.
0:07.0	Those with loaded guns and those who dig.
0:13.0	Broadcasting from a Montana Wilderness Fortress at the Headwaters of the Missouri.
0:21.4	This is Matt Christensen Live.
0:28.1	Out here in the fields, I fought for my meals.
0:35.0	A lot has been said about me today through anonymous allegations
0:37.6	I thought it was important that you see and hear from me directly wrong these
0:46.0	allegations of sexual assault are flat false they are absolutely false who gives a crap I don't
0:51.9	care don't need to be heoky. He touched young people. Fucking hours, bitch. They did not happen. They have never happened. And I will fight them with everything that I have. Ooh, don't do it. Please don't do it. This weekend, I'm going to spend time with my family and friends, and I look forward to updating you very soon.
1:13.1	You are fake news.
1:15.4	Good.
1:16.8	I'm glad he's dead.
1:18.0	It's very fake.
1:19.0	You talk like a fag, and your shits are retarded.
1:21.8	I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
1:25.7	Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad.
1:29.5	All right, America, go to the YouTube right now.
1:33.3	Skaggy for you, over here.
1:35.3	Duck tape all over the place?
1:36.9	It's a disgrace.
1:38.6	In five, four, three, I can't do it.
1:42.1	We'll do it live.
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