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Matt Christiansen Live
Matt Christiansen
4.8 • 587 Ratings
🗓️ 20 April 2026
⏱️ 157 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | In this world, there's two kinds of people, my friend. |
| 0:07.0 | Those with loaded guns and those who dig. |
| 0:13.0 | Broadcasting from a Montana Wilderness Fortress at the Headwaters of the Missouri. |
| 0:21.3 | This is Matt Christensen Live. |
| 0:28.0 | Now, can we talk a little bit about Eric Swalwell? |
| 0:35.0 | How about news? |
| 0:36.4 | I know that guy. |
| 0:37.4 | I believed in him and his cute little family. |
| 0:40.1 | Are you a stupid person? |
| 0:41.4 | Standing up to all those people and he, you know, berates them for their moralist behavior. |
| 0:47.5 | Wow. |
| 0:48.2 | And then all this comes out about him. |
| 0:52.4 | It's heartbreaking to me. |
| 0:54.4 | And I wrote him. I wrote him to me. And I wrote him. |
| 0:55.8 | I wrote him a little message, and I said, |
| 0:58.9 | you know, Bill Clinton broke my heart, and now you did too. |
| 1:04.3 | Gotie. |
| 1:06.1 | Gotie. |
| 1:07.4 | You know, the conclusion I've come to, men suck. |
| 1:11.6 | Oh, dare you. Men suck. Oh, dang. Men suck. |
| 1:13.6 | They can't sort of control their sexual urges. |
| 1:16.6 | This is what I find. |
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