Urine Wizard Casts a Few Yellow Magic Spells On Us

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Dildo Missiles And Pussy Planes 2:17.225 The Urine Wizzard Casts Pee Spells 3:42.669 Harassing Non Profits At Walmart 8:52.767 Court Case Where The Defendent Doesn’t Want To Say The Word Guilty 14:09.403 Racist Confronts Interracial Couple 21:03.815 Monkeysexual Rap 23:47.626 Support DV Today! 26:03.589 Giant Dick Terrorizes Women 27:51.384 Latching On To Mommy’s Mammaries Before Marriage 30:48.482 Evil Elmo Is Back! 34:41.064 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 41:09.544 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call […]

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0:00.0	It freaks its Wednesday, February 22nd, 2023, coming up on the program today, the urine
0:06.3	wizard casts a few piss spells on us, plus, when the groom breast feeds before walking
0:11.7	down the aisle, and evil Elmo is back, and he's brought a friend, anti-Semitic cookie
0:17.2	monster.
0:18.2	All is coming up today!
0:22.7	Distorted view daily, proudly presents, great moments in geriatric fetish porn.
0:30.9	I am so tired.
0:33.1	You're tired?
0:34.1	Yes.
0:35.1	Why don't you just sit down right here and just rest for a little bit?
0:38.1	Oh, there.
0:39.1	How does that miss the wire?
0:42.1	Thank you.
0:43.1	Let me see if I can call those orderlies and see if I can get them here to orient you.
0:46.1	I'll be right back.
0:48.1	I miss the wire.
0:50.5	I miss the wire.
0:51.5	Hey.
0:52.5	How are you doing today?
0:53.5	I'm not feeling too good.
0:55.5	I'm not really tired.
0:57.3	Well, I understand that.
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