Putting Dung Sauce On Your Steak

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 February 2023

⏱️ 44 minutes

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On Today’s Show: It’s a best of show filled with Pastor Manning, bareback flu injections, deli meat sliced castrations, and much more! I’ll be back later with a brand new episode, Freaks! BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow

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0:00.0	Hey freaks Tim here introducing a best of show.
0:06.2	I just got a little behind nothing to worry about.
0:09.6	I honestly haven't really thought too much ahead about how I'm going to rectify this
0:15.6	situation, but I'm thinking later today, like late today I should have another program
0:21.5	for everyone, then late tomorrow as I show exclusive episode and then late on Friday.
0:28.0	Still round out the week, I think that's how it's going to go.
0:31.4	Right now though, I've got a best of show from about 5 years ago.
0:35.3	It is a side show exclusive episode, so if you're not a paying freak or you weren't back
0:40.4	in 2018, this episode is new for you, ding, enjoy and I will see you all back here later.
0:49.0	And now, distorted view daily celebrates Black History Month.
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5:18.0	that's not entirely true, when I found out that I was getting a prescription for just like medicine that just regulates your heartbeat, I made sure to tell the doctor, I also suffer from anxiety sometimes, and I'm afraid that could affect my heart rate and then boop, he prescribed me clonipin, but like, I don't like 20 pills and no refills, it kind of sucked, so now anytime I want clonipin is like a big production, I can't just like get a like a three months
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