Australian Sex Accidents

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Our New American Anthem 2:36.060 Streamer Donation Goes Incredibly RIGHT 7:07.090 Woman Hates Spanish Language TV 13:01.194 Angry Man Hates Giving The Government Money 20:26.487 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 24:05.210 America’s Favorite Incel Is Not Allowed In The Sky 25:49.424 Australian Sex Accidents 30:06.522 Watching Porn While Performing Surgery 35:50.652 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 39:34.281 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support […]

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0:00.0	Hi, freaks, it's Friday, February 24th, 2023, coming up on the program today, angry, dumb people shouting real loud.
0:08.0	Well, that's like every episode of TV. Plus, America's favorite in-sell is on the no-fly list,
0:13.6	fucking so hard you blow up an appendix, and watching board while performing plastic surgery.
0:19.4	Distorted view daily, proudly presents a neighborly dispute between a cat owner and an elderly woman who feeds it.
0:31.4	I'm not talking to you. Why did you abandon this cat and what do you want me to have a home? You want me to find it at home?
0:38.4	Because you're not taking care of it. Do you look at me like this?
0:42.4	What the fuck?
0:43.4	What the fuck?
0:44.4	I'm trying to take care of that goddamn cat, but anyways, because your fucking ass didn't do it.
0:50.4	Because my fucking ass didn't do it.
0:52.4	No, you don't.
0:53.4	God, get it.
0:54.4	I'm sorry, I can't do it.
0:56.4	What's the matter with you? You're on my property, bitching at me over things that are not of your concern.
1:00.4	How do you know you are? I'm telling you what is your man, if you're a good girl.
1:02.4	I told you so, I get a fan because when she comes by your house.
1:05.4	She obviously comes by your house and pisses you off in the ass if that was even she.
1:09.4	And it is the issue because she's not.
1:11.4	You're a goddamn cat. It's you. You're the one that said people should be responsible.
1:17.4	No.
1:18.4	You are for your dog, but you're not for your dad.
1:21.4	You're not for your dad.
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