Upside Down Pineapple Fake

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

EP #753: Bryan & Krissy get a text from a listener on a cruise, showing an upside down pineapple. That's the secret (not so secret) signal to the Swinger community that you're open for business! And the heavens open up and Bryan has questions...SO many questions! Plus, the hosts recall their first big break in the podcast universe. A spread in Podcast Magazine. That's correct, Podcast MAGAZINE! It's the kind of PR only TCB can enjoy. The 4 page story included unwanted advances by the author on Krissy and Bryan. Turns the phrase, Swinging into the spotlight to a whole new level. Finally, TV is being watched by Bryan and some of it is actually good! Go figure! TCB Jingles: Alien Light Lyre Watch EP #753 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits / TCBits Music: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I came to earth with a sacred plan to spread a message to every man.
0:09.0	I traveled far from magic lands.
0:13.0	I'll sing this song so you'll understand.
0:17.0	Shaka Pala, Digi, Takapakha, Malashidi Huruendo brava lava deja vu.
0:23.6	In alien light language I will tell you what to do.
0:26.6	Health, wealth and abundance is just waiting for you.
0:31.6	Come and open your third eye tonight.
0:35.6	All will be revealed when you have your sight you'll need some
0:39.6	teaching to get it right use your master card on my new website there is no price you shouldn't pay
0:49.6	to make your troubles go away I've payment plans and lay away.
0:56.0	You need it now, so act today.
1:04.0	Shaka Pala digitaka, Paka, Halapu, Mala Shidi-Hoodoo
1:10.0	Duendo brava, deja vu.
1:11.6	I talk in tongues to signal all the magic I can do.
1:15.6	Visit my new website so I can learn it from me.
1:43.3	I spent two years in Bali so you know my soul is free.
1:47.0	I speak in tongues, make cool reels, and dress like a hippie.
1:52.8	Shaka Pala, beiki, taka, paca, halapu, mala shitty hoodoo, endo, brava, lava, deja vu.
1:59.0	I have a message, the algorithm Taylor just for you
2:02.0	If you buy now you'll be fixing happy through and through
2:04.9	Shuck up Shaka Pala digitaka, Paka, Halapu, Malah shiddyhudu, endo, grava, lava, deja vu.
2:27.3	I talk in tongues to signal all the magic I can do.
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