TCB Classic: Hey Girl, It's Me...Carl!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

TCB Classic - EP #754: Because Bryan & Krissy are prepping for 12 or 13 grueling hours in the studio, they need a break before it even begins! They're older, weaker and less intelligent than they used to be... so let's give them that break. Instead, Bryan rolls out a "TCB Classic". This episode turns back the clock to April 22' when Carl Lentz made his first visit to the show (well, Bryan as Carl Lentz). Let the absolutely crass and blasphemous joking begin! It's a throwback to EP#173, Hey Girl, Its' Me....Carl! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits / TCBits Music: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	The people of Britain love their fancy blenders.
0:03.4	They've bought loads of them.
0:05.5	And luckily, if they bought them with Barclay Card, they earned rewards.
0:09.4	In fact, they'll earn rewards on all their eligible purchases.
0:13.1	It's a more convenient way to consume your fruit and veg.
0:16.6	What you buy is your business.
0:18.9	Giving you rewards on purchases is ours.
0:21.7	Barclay card.
0:22.7	Make money work for you.
0:24.3	28.9% APR representative variables subject to application, financial circumstances and borrowing history,
0:29.2	T's and C's Apply.
0:34.4	On this episode of the commercial break if you ask me today memorial day
0:45.0	2005 whether or not i regret having a wise idea to do 12 episodes of the commercial break
0:51.7	in a 24 hour period i, I would tell you no.
0:55.4	Nay, no, I do not, because my original idea was to do 24 episodes in 24 hours,
1:03.1	to which my long time and very faithful co-host said, fuck you.
1:07.8	And cooler heads prevailed.
1:09.9	I dug my heels in for a few days, but when she just flat out refused to go along with the idea,
1:15.6	I figured it might be hard to do 24 episodes and 24 hours if I had no co-host.
1:20.4	So, 12 of them.
1:22.1	That's what we settled on.
1:23.4	I still think there's a chance she might not show up, but I'm hoping you do.
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