Do the Tom Papa Polka!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

EP #752: Bryan gets up close and personal with Tom Papa! (But not too close because...it's Bryan and he is bad at being a regular human). After an invite to Tom's Atlanta Grateful Bread Show, Bryan can't decide whether or not to say hi. He has a panic attack and bails on the simple act of speaking to someone he already knows! Plus, it's a weekend full of flavor, frights and fun for both the TCB hosts. Krissy goes to SmokeSlam in Memphis to party at the country's largest BBG contest but doesn't get to taste the BBQ. Bryan takes the kids to the Zoo scarring and scaring his children in the process. Then, it's a daddy-daughter day with lizards, gizzards and Sonic (a) hedgehog! Catch up on the mundane lives of your favorite mediocre comedy podcast...or take a nap. Taking a nap would be nice. TCB Clip: Knock Three Times! Watch EP #752 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits / TCBits Music: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Means you ain't gonna show
0:02.0	If you look out your window tonight
0:08.0	Pull in this ring with a note that attached to my heart
0:14.0	Read how many times I saw you
0:19.0	How in my silence I adored you
0:22.6	And only in my dreams
0:25.6	That that wall between us come apart
0:28.6	Oh my darling, not three times on the ceiling if you want me
0:35.6	Twice on the pipe
0:39.3	If the answer is no
0:42.3	Whoa my sweetness
0:45.3	Means you'll meet me in the hallway
0:49.3	Whoa, twice on the pipe
0:53.3	Means you ain't on the show
0:56.0	On this episode
0:57.0	On this episode of the commercial break
1:07.0	I kind of darted in and out of the room for a second.
1:12.0	I could say, having a conversation with myself as Astrid was like, what do you want to do? What do you want to do? I mean, are you going to do it? Are you going to do it if you want to do it? And I'm like, should I do it? I guess I should go. Does that kind of dochy move? Like, hey, thanks for the free thing. You know, hey, I just spent two hours.
1:27.1	Now I get more, I need more of your time.
1:28.8	I didn't know.
1:29.6	And does he want to talk to me?
1:30.9	Like, like hey thanks for the free you know you know hey i just spent two hours but now i got more i need more
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