Upside Down Pineapple Fake

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

EP #753: Bryan & Krissy get a text from a listener on a cruise, showing an upside down pineapple. That's the secret (not so secret) signal to the Swinger community that you're open for business! And the heavens open up and Bryan has questions...SO many questions! Plus, the hosts recall their first big break in the podcast universe. A spread in Podcast Magazine. That's correct, Podcast MAGAZINE! It's the kind of PR only TCB can enjoy. The 4 page story included unwanted advances by the author on Krissy and Bryan. Turns the phrase, Swinging into the spotlight to a whole new level. Finally, TV is being watched by Bryan and some of it is actually good! Go figure! TCB Jingles: Alien Light Lyre Watch EP #753 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits / TCBits Music: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	There's not many things as epic as jumping over a volcano in a monster truck,
0:04.2	or even swinging over a crocodile-infested river.
0:06.9	But 15% off when you spend 15 pounds at Mackie's comes pretty close.
0:10.4	Deal drop.
0:11.0	Redeem all week only in the app.
0:13.7	18 plus app only.
0:14.6	One use per week until the 1st of June.
0:15.8	Minimum spend and discount only applies to food and drink.
0:17.5	Fees apply to delivery.
0:18.3	Participation varies.
0:19.1	Seas and drink fees apply to delivery participation varies season c's apply i came to earth with a sacred plan to spread a message to every man i travel far from magic lands i'll sing
0:33.4	this song so you'll understand shaka palaala digi taka Paka Halapu.
0:40.3	Malashiri hoodoendo brava lava deja vu.
0:43.3	In alien light language I will tell you what to do.
0:46.3	Health, wealth and abundance is just waiting for you.
0:50.3	Come and open your third eye tonight
0:55.0	All will be revealed when you have your sight
0:58.0	You'll need some teaching to get it right
1:01.0	Use your master card on my new website
1:04.0	There is no price you shouldn't pay
1:09.0	To make your troubles go away.
1:12.6	I've payment plans and lay away.
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