My friends, Las Vegas, WrestleMania Night One Crowd, welcome to Offs and Downs.

Don't know how I feel about the clappers. It's scary. I'm worried that somebody is coming at me.

Is everybody having a good time?

Has everybody got a beer or some food or some drink?

Are you well nourished and satiated? Do you feel good? Make some noise if you went to

WrestleMania. Make some noise if you came to Vegas and watched WrestleMania on a screen.

See, some people get mad about that.

I don't care how you watch WrestleMania.

As long as you had a good time,

and that, of course, we're going to talk about today.

I very much like we have people just at the side.

How are we side people?

How do you feel about being called side people?

Sounds a bit illegal, doesn't it? Sounds like you do something else, I apologize. Hi friend, with a hat, I saw you. How are you good? You have wonderful hair. I like it a lot. And what looks to be some sort of 1980s wrestling jacket, is that right? It looks really good. It is a 90-8 wrestling jacket. It's a Bailey themed 19 themed 90 days wrestling jacket. We're going to talk about Bailey.

Don't you worry, my friend. We're going about everything on the show.

Who had a good time tonight going to WrestleMania? Who's all pumped up?

And just because it will annoy the comments, who would be surprised to hear that the internet is very negative about WrestleMania Night 1? Nobody. Nobody is here. So if you've just heard a weird guy's voice, you wonder what is going up or down, for lack of a better term, we're going to go to the show, we're talking to all the segments, I want your feedback, let me know what you like, let me know what you didn't like. And of course, amazingly,

because the people at MGM are so awesome. Give up for MGM, who has put this on today, MGM Resorts.

They have constructed us, an up arrow and a down arrow. Do you know what? I'm going to let you

decide how we do this, because my opinion is great, it's often wrong. Given that you have a green and a red arrow, would you like me to give you my ups and downs or do you want me to give me your ups and downs using paraphernalia? Or should we just pick, do you know what? We'll save it to the main event. We'll save it to the main event and we'll do it there because I think it's quite controversial.

We started, of course, with a very special version of John Sina, a bit like you would unlock

in a video game.

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