Hello there, my very good friends, on today's wrestling news.

Everybody is pissed about WrestleMania 41.

Cody Rhodes was legitimately injured in the main event.

Bianca Belair has announced her pregnancy on her return to

WWE, and Paige is back in WWE.

I'm Andy H. Murray, the H stands for hot, because even though it's like 8pm here,

it's absolutely roasting, and this is the news. The H stands for hot because even though it was like 8pm here, it's

absolutely roasting. And this is the news. The first thing we're going to talk about today is the

thing that everybody who exists online seems to be annoyed about when it comes to WrestleMania

41 night one, 42 night one. I said 41 in the intro. It's okay. Forget about that. It didn't happen.

The match times. Everyone's pissed about these match times. So let's go through them, right? Let's just go through them one by one. We'll total it up and then I'll tell you what I think at the end of all of this. So New Soos and Enoch versus Division and Iso speed, seven minutes. Jacob Fatu versus Drew McIntyre

14 minutes, that's all right, that's okay.

Bree, the woman and ISO speed, seven minutes. Jacob Fatu versus Drew McIntyre. 14 minutes, that's all right.

That's okay.

The woman's four-way tag match, eight minutes and a half.

Becky Lynch versus AJ Lee, eight minutes 15.

Gunfer versus Seth Rolins, 1545.

Again, that's okay.

Liv Morgan versus Stephanie Vakert.

Six minutes 50, according to my notes here.

That's insane.

We'll talk about that one specifically in a minute

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