But riddle me this, riddle me that,

when we get to these two hour Friday night specials,

why doesn't AEW just do a 120-middle battle of the belts?

I now have no leg to stand on

because I went to say minutes and I said,

middle, how the hell do I have this job?

Anyway, let's not worry about that

because it's absolutely pointless and instant.

Let's get our wrestling dance on

and get excited about some professional wrestling.

Otherwise, what are we doing with our lives?

But we do just have AEW rampage

and we had battle of the belts five, I believe.

Let's take the finger of power and give us a good bit of up.

Not bad, bit of down.

So, indeed, we do start with rampage, even though it was basically the same show,

although our first match was Bryan Danielson and John Moxley taking on top flight.

This was tremendous.

I really wanted the minds to win,

even though that was never going to happen.

But the greatest thing about them is that they totally maximise their

minutes and if we can find them some victories throughout 2023,

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