Do you want to know what my favourite thing about professional wrestling is that no major news ever breaks?

I mean, what a boring industry to be a faddle.

Seriously though, the last 24 hours I was basically going on the floor,

because I couldn't handle any of it, but you know what we're going to do here in ups and downs.

We're going to put it in our mouth and go, and we're going to spin it over there,

because this entity is all about bringing positivity,

and it's about reminding everyone that wrestling is meant to be fun.

So hello, my name is Simon Watcoldre, thank you very much for joining me as always,

and we take this, the finger of power, which is the most important thing on the planet,

and give the good bits enough on the bad bits of down, and it comes to WWE's back and out.

So do you know who was out to kick off WWE in 2023?

That's obviously the bloodline.

They are still so mad, which is why Sami Zayn, the Usos and Solas are coo-o,

are just destroying everything at ringside, and instantly I started laughing,

because it's just like parents had granted their children,

and the kid had to go to their bedroom, and they were like,

well, I know what I can do.

I will just destroy my bedroom to get one over Mummy and Daddy.

That's what they did.

The absolute highlight was that during this Roman reigns his music hit,

and he came to the ring, meaning his plan was, he sat down with everyone and said,

right, you're going to go out there, you're going to cause a fuss,

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