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10 WWE One-Offs So Bad You Forgot They Existed - Pocket Rocket! WWE Aftershock! Kizarny's Big Break! Super Porky?!

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🗓️ 7 January 2023

⏱️ 11 minutes

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These ideas didn't stick, but they left a stain! Adam Wilbourn presents 10 WWE One-Offs So Bad You Forgot They Existed...


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0:00.0

Everybody remembers the worst WWE ideas. I'm talking Katie Vick, Curwin White, the

0:08.0

gobbledygooka, the decision to have Heidenreich in L.O.D. Jesus. There are far too many to mention,

0:15.4

but let's cut the overworked creative team a bit of slack for a second. Sure, those aforementioned

0:21.0

ideas were horrendous, but at least they stick in fans' brains. Being memorable is something,

0:27.2

I suppose, the same absolutely cannot be said for the men and women who graced this list

0:32.6

right here. I'm Adam Wilborn from Whatculture and these are 10 WWE One-off so bad,

0:38.4

forgot they existed. 10. Super Porkey Behold, Babyface Otis before that even existed. In 2005,

0:48.1

short-lived character Palmer Cannon told SmackDown GM Teddy Long that WWE needed some

0:53.9

ideas player. So Palmer introduced the juniors division and claimed little people wrestling

1:00.6

would do big ratings. It didn't, obviously, because people aren't goddamned idiots and viewed

1:07.2

this as just another temporary distraction the company would get bored with quickly, but you

1:11.1

may recall some of the juniors who did their episodes on SmackDown and all velocity, but you

1:17.0

probably don't remember Super Porkey. He only appeared once and he was shown eating ham during

1:22.9

a backstage skit with Long on the 21st of October 2005 edition of The Blue Brand. It was as thrilling

1:29.6

as it sounds, but was pro wrestling's latest attempt to mock overweight men and women

1:34.9

for having an eating disorder. The actual ham eating was harmless, but super flipping

1:40.4

Porkey. Wrestling has always been a literal business stacked full of one-dimensional characters,

1:44.9

and yet this somehow still managed to take the piss with that concept. 9. Bracus,

1:51.6

According to Bruce Brichard's pod, Shane McMahon was impressed by the bulging muscles of German

1:56.8

bodybuilder Akima Olbrecht. Naturally, because of course he was, so was Vince McMahon, and the

2:02.6

WWF signed Olbrecht up in 1996 and immediately recast him as Bracus. It didn't work out.

2:09.6

Despite being signed since 1996, he didn't make his first in-ring appearance on Raw until 1998,

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