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UPDATE: They Want Sweet Revenge On This Serial Cheater

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🗓️ 17 August 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater! What do you do if you find out that the person you’re in a relationship with has been cheating on you with four other people? She met Shmeve through a trusted friend, so she only expected great things from him. They only dated for two months before he suddenly broke up with her. His excuse: “Your kids are just too much for me.” Before the breakup, she noticed a few red flags that set off a light bulb in her mind. He had been getting text messages during all times of the day and night and never left his phone unattended. She’s going through her “red flags are really green flags” phase, so she ignored it. A woman messaged her a few days after the breakup with some bad news. She tells her that she had been dating Shmeve for well over six months. She lives a few hours away and the last time he had come to see her he had used her phone to log into his Facebook account and that she still had his password. She told our listener that she found three other women Shmeve had been dating and one woman he’s currently engaged to—all in different states. But it doesn’t stop there. He has a type! There were dozens of women, specifically “single moms who are a little chunky”, all over the country that he had been messaging. So, they devise a plan, and the woman that messaged her is still maintaining her relationship with Shmeve to gather information. They knew that he would be going hunting with his brother. They know how much Shmeve loves his truck and are thinking they want to make him pay for the hurt he caused by hurting his truck. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

The virtue.

0:01.0

Look, if you are wasting your time and energy on getting revenge, just stop, grow up.

0:10.6

But if you're not, send it to us.

0:15.7

Please send it to us in an email so we can enjoy your revenge stories, which is what we

0:20.4

got today from a virtual listener yesterday who found out, dude, that she's dating not

0:25.4

only dating one other woman, not two, not three.

0:27.8

This guy, four, four other women.

0:29.7

All right.

0:30.7

So she called him Schmeave and she had met this dude through a trusted friend.

0:35.8

Thought he was a good guy.

0:37.3

She was being oblivious to any of the red flags.

0:40.7

He had met her kids seem to like him, but out of the blue, he decided they needed to

0:46.2

part ways and he blamed her and the kids like all of a sudden he wasn't cool with

0:52.5

it anymore.

0:53.5

Then a couple days after the breakup, she gets contacted by a woman via private message asking

0:59.6

if she, you know, if I knew Schmeave and then she said, I've been dating him for over

1:04.0

six months.

1:05.3

This woman had access to Schmeave's Facebook because he logged in on her phone and she

1:10.8

found four other women who he was dating all spread out over the state and one he was engaged

1:17.9

to.

1:19.6

You got to remind me later on on the show today when we come back from our convention to

1:23.4

do to ask Bertel fam to finish this sentence because you just said it.

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