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Update: She's Afraid The Blind Date She's Going On Is A Trap!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2022

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

A woman reaches out to you interested in hooking you up with a guy. But then she mentions the guy is her ex-boyfriend! After seeing pictures of him, would you take her up on her offer? In our listener's case, she thinks it's the universe giving her a sign. But we don't think this date is going to be a good idea. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Listen, it's the Bert Show.

0:02.0

Feel like Friday on the Bert Show was like Bizarro Bert Show day.

0:06.5

So we had the texting tutor where the girl called dibs on another guy even though she

0:11.4

had a boyfriend.

0:12.4

Correct.

0:13.4

And then we talked to Amber who was about to go out on a blind date with a guy.

0:21.7

Oh, I forgot about that.

0:23.2

He's who.

0:24.2

Bizarro, right?

0:27.2

Wasn't it like the two of them were going to break up, but they agreed they wouldn't

0:31.2

break up until they found somebody else.

0:33.3

So she was approached to buy a man's ex.

0:35.9

A woman reached out to her said, Hey, I just broke up with this guy, but I think you

0:40.6

too would hit it off.

0:42.7

Will you go out with him?

0:44.7

And she came clean and was like, I actually, she told her we decided a stipulation of

0:51.4

breaking up was that we would pick each other's next suitors, like who we were going to date.

0:57.0

And then she came clean and said, I actually have somebody else in mind that I want to date,

1:01.4

but this is my way of trying to help him move on kind of thing.

1:05.0

It was weird.

1:06.0

It was so weird.

1:07.0

Amber, as we're giving the details out from your call on Friday, does it sound as weird

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