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Update: Kristin Will Be Punished If She Doesn't Do *This* By The End Of The Month!

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🗓️ 18 May 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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At the beginning of the year, Kristin vowed to have a date night at least once a month with her husband. However, she has failed at that goal! So today, she wants us to hold her accountable. We have to create punishments if she doesn't have a date night with her husband this month! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

All right. So you guys gave me punishments yesterday. Punishments I get to choose from if my

0:07.5

husband and I do not go on a date night in the month of May. My husband and I had a baby

0:12.4

a year ago and we're lacking in the romance department to say the least even had New Year's

0:18.3

resolutions goals at the beginning of the year once a month, not once a week, not even

0:24.0

by weekly. Just once a month, the two of us go on a date together. It doesn't have to

0:29.7

be, you know, anything extravagant, doesn't have to be fine dining, just some quality time

0:34.0

together. Several months have gone by and that has not been the case. So I now want to hold

0:39.0

us accountable as a couple because there's two people in this and I was a little disappointed

0:44.2

in my part show fan that you guys came strong with punishments for me, but all of a sudden

0:48.0

hard, he's, you know, to stay at home dad. So he doesn't have to get punished. I think

0:52.3

we were, we were a little light on him. Yes, we were. So I have all of your punishments

0:58.2

and it has been decided what the punishment is going to be. And no, I did not run this

1:02.5

by my husband. So I'm choosing on behalf of us. All right. All right. So really quick,

1:08.2

just to run through, um, births punishment was divorce. That was too hard. All right.

1:15.7

Dovey's I cannot mention my son Jimmy for an entire week and I must eat a bowl of chili.

1:20.1

Well, not both. It was either or I was saying every time you want to talk about Jimmy,

1:24.9

you have to compliment Bart instead. Okay. Or eat chili. I was like, all I could think

1:30.1

of this morning was eat chili, but then I thought maybe it'd be nice if we made her compliment

1:33.9

Bart every time. Okay. So that brings the focus back to your relationship. I dig. I can't

1:37.4

mention Jimmy for an entire week and before I do, um, I must compliment my husband instead.

1:43.2

Now, Mo, your punishment was I have to put together Gen Z versus Millennial trivia every hour

1:48.8

for an entire show while eating chili. That's a punishment for everybody. Everybody gets punished

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