War Of The Roses: Is This Anonymous Tip About Her Husband True?

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🗓️ 18 May 2022

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We used to do a bit called “War of the Roses” back in the day where we’d pretend to be a florist, call a guy who was allegedly cheating, tell him he won a free bouquet of roses, and ask him who he wants to send them to. If he picked his wife, yay!…but if he picked some other girl to send the flowers to…well then, there’s your cheating proof. We loved doing it, BUT…we had to stop doing it because of new laws and a bunch of other technicalities around recording people, etc., whatever, but we found a loophole: E-MAIL. She's freaking out over an anonymous tip she received about her husband. The email said her husband is CHEATING on her with one of his coworkers! She's afraid the rumor may be true, and that's where we come in. We'll put her husband to the test to see if there is some validity to the anonymous tip. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	She received an anonymous email saying her husband is cheating on her with a woman at
0:07.4	the office.
0:08.4	And she doesn't know what to believe.
0:10.5	She reached out to us because she wants us to do to catch a cheater or of the roses.
0:14.3	So, Dovey, what exactly is War of the Roses?
0:17.0	One of the roses is you email us with a dilemma.
0:20.9	You think your spouse is cheating on you.
0:23.0	We do it for men and women.
0:24.2	It can happen.
0:25.2	And we send them flowers.
0:26.8	It's a fake flower company that we have and our director of operations, Tracy names all
0:31.8	the flowers, gets a little bouquet, sends it to the supposed, the alleged cheater and
0:37.7	offer them a free bouquet of flowers and then see who they send it to.
0:41.7	Do they send it to their wife?
0:42.8	Do they send it to a mistress?
0:44.2	Do they send a gladist because it's her birthday and HR?
0:47.2	We don't know.
0:48.2	All right, Cassie, you got the email?
0:50.1	I'm shaking right now and so confused.
0:52.8	I don't know if someone's playing a practical joke on me or if this is something completely
0:56.2	legit.
0:57.2	I just don't know what to think and I don't have anyone to talk to about this.
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