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Update: Bert's Son Chose THIS Over Going To Brazil On Vacation With Him?!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

He blew off half a family vacation in the hopes that his high school team would win over the weekend. Did Bert's son make the right decision or not? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bert show.

0:01.0

It was team over family.

0:02.0

Is what the decision was that my 16 year old made a couple of weeks ago.

0:07.0

I was telling you guys on Friday, excuse me, that, you know, I want to do this Thanksgiving really big for me and my 16 year old because because of the custody agreement that I have with my ex wife and him turning 18

0:20.0

I'm not going to have a lot of thanksgivings with him one on one you know we might do some

0:24.2

family stuff who knows what's going to happen so what makes you feel any better I haven't missed

0:28.5

the Thanksgiving is that right yeah really we've we've gone home every single year for Thanksgiving.

0:33.6

So... Or they have come to us like a handful of years, but I've never missed a Thanksgiving.

0:38.8

Even when you left the house at 18 years old you go to college or whatever even though you

0:43.2

went to school kind of right down the street from where you live. You never missed

0:46.9

one? Huh. Yeah. Huh. Did that give you hope? Yeah. Yeah, I am I do have kind of like my finger on the panic button thinking like, okay, once he leaves the house, I'll never see him again.

0:59.0

Yeah, no. Have it Mr. Christmas? I'm at a Thanksgiving.

1:02.0

Okay, so maybe that will happen. I'm sure.

1:04.0

He's kind of an independent dude though, man.

1:05.0

He knows where he's going to end up.

1:07.0

Anyway, so I booked this trip and a really, really special one down to South America.

1:12.0

He's a huge soccer fan fan and I'm an international soccer

1:14.5

fan also and I love traveling. So Brazil and Argentina are playing each other in a World Cup

1:20.2

qualifier which is going to be the biggest game in the universe that weekend, right?

1:24.0

It doesn't get any bigger than that. So I booked these tickets as I told you guys on Friday,

1:28.0

and then after I book them, my 16-year-old calls me and goes,

1:31.0

oh, oh, turns out that if my football team, my high school football team keeps advancing,

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