The Bert show.

All right, Amber, so you accidentally, this must have been embarrassing, hitting on a married

woman.

Yeah, I wish I could say it was the first time.

Listen, like Katie has told y'all all many times it is very difficult sometimes

and know one if a woman is even gay let alone married but this one was my fault because I was

a little drunk let me paint the picture. So we were going to this

Mexican restaurant in Fayeville because I live on the south side and we sat at the bar

because when I said at the bar, bartenders love me. I think it's because I also used to be one so we get it. But also I'm a fun person to have around.

And you drink a ton. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah, especially if it's discounted or free.

I can hold it back.

Go to the well.

All the well drinks, nothing from the top.

Damn right.

And so we order our drinks, my cousin Chris, he always gets a Long Island with a shot of Grand-Mardier.

That's like his favorite drink, his go-to every time.

He's not playing out.

No, he's not playing games. He's just drinking a straight cup of alcohol.

Yeah.

Yeah, with Grand Marier.

That will sneak up on you.

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