UNLOCKED: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Coming Out Of Their Shells Tour

Podcast: The Ride

Forever Dog

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2021

⏱️ 127 minutes

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The following is a sample of P:TR - The Second Gate. Find more episodes at Patreon.com/PodcastTheRide In 1990, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were the biggest stars in the world. This is what happened when they took their act on the road. Listen to Podcast: The Ride Ad-Free on Forever Dog Plus: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus FOLLOW PODCAST: THE RIDE: https://twitter.com/PodcastTheRide https://www.instagram.com/podcasttheride BUY PODCAST: THE RIDE MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/podcast-the-ride PODCAST THE RIDE IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/podcast-the-ride Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello forever dog listeners, my Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy
0:04.8	docu-pod Beyond With My Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that our
0:10.7	latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems via
0:18.2	supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium, I found out I was
0:23.9	a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely considered to be my
0:29.5	guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will Hypnosis cure my
0:35.8	Diet Coke addiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight with
0:42.0	me and my producer over fairies? Well sweet, you're gonna have to listen to find out. So spirit
0:49.2	girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast platform.
0:56.0	I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach Nirvana
1:01.0	while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye.
1:26.0	Cowabunga, dudes and dudes. It's podcast to ride the second gate. How else would we start this
1:44.0	episode? Pizza power, man. Pizza power. Peace and love. Pizza power. My name is Mike Carlson.
1:49.6	Joining me is always Jason Sheridan. I'm Jason Sheridan and pizza gives me strength.
1:54.4	Scott Gardner's here also. Hey, what's up? Happening. I was going to save this observation
2:01.6	till deeper into the episode, but in both the tape of the coming out of their shells tour and the
2:08.1	promotional appearance on the Oprah show in which they did the full hour of Oprah. In both scenarios,
2:13.7	I believe Michelangelo bursts onto the stage yelling, Happening. Which is not a phrase anyone
2:22.4	ever said. That was not a cool youth phrase at any point. If whatever older actor was in that
2:28.8	suit consulted some sort of slang guide, he must have misread it. Or there was something at the
2:35.0	top saying, like, you know, there's a lot of interesting phrases happening with youth today.
2:39.3	And he thought that was one of the things on the list. Yes, surfboard turtles question mark.
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