Hello forever dog listeners, my Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy

docu-pod Beyond With My Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that our

latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems via

supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium, I found out I was

a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely considered to be my

guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will Hypnosis cure my

Diet Coke addiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight with

me and my producer over fairies? Well sweet, you're gonna have to listen to find out. So spirit

girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast platform.

I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach Nirvana

while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye.

Morning, the following podcast contains company issued khaki shorts, regal put imposing

owls, and mid cap animal bra hijinks. It's Universal's Animal Actors on Podcast The Ride.

Hey everybody, welcome to Podcast The Ride. My name is Scott and I am a podcaster trainer here

at the podcast. Now you might not know that a lot of our podcasters are actually rescue podcasters.

They were brought to a shelter and we put them to work, reading ads for online therapy and

bitcoin exchanges. You want to meet a couple of our podcasters right now? All right, everybody,

give it up. Let's meet a few of our stars. Say hello to Jason and Mike, everyone. It's Jason

and Mike. That's right. All our podcasters today were aimless comedy loafs who are rescued from their

aimlessness and given a microphone to talk into and all sorts of Ponzi ski mess startups to advertise

for and aimless conversations to have for hours on end. See, look at that. Jason's doing incredible.

He's speaking at a very advanced level and an advanced amount of cynicism, which is what we

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