Hello forever dog listeners, my Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy

docu-pod Beyond With My Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that our

latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems via

supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium, I found out I was

a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely considered to be my

guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will Hypnosis cure my

Diet Coke addiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight with

me and my producer over fairies? Well sweet, you're gonna have to listen to find out. So spirit

girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast platform.

I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach Nirvana

while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye.

Warning, the following podcast contains important updates fresh from Orlando, Florida.

You'll hear breaking news about slightly inconvenient marathon routes, new kinds of desert

moose, the functionality of apps, and the relaxing lure of the bench outside of the hall of

presidents. It's Disney World Scoop with Cobra Porter Jason on today's podcast The Ride.

Welcome to podcast The Ride. For an episode that will make you say, Jason had more treats

than I would have, but less than I expected him to. I'm Jason Sheridan, joined as always by Mike

Carlson. Yes, I'm here. I'm going to take a quick guess and don't tell me if I'm right,

because I want to be surprised during the story, because I don't know anything about this.

I'm going to guess you had an average of 1.5 treats a day. I think that's about that.

Oh, is it? All right. But not evenly distributed. Like some days, like it would be one.

One day was six. Yes, on one day, you had like four salads that were healthy to offset it.

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