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Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

We'll be back in two weeks with the (and I am not kidding here) THRILLING follow up to Maestro. Until then, PARSE with us won't you?

The other episode of Parsely is in a big haunted house and it has the whole cast! Go get it here: https://www.patreon.com/rudetalesofmagic

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:04.0	Hello, I am Parsley.
0:08.0	I am a text-based adventure game from the early 80s. Do you remember those? That's okay. Neither does anyone else except for me. I remember myself. Now I hang out with the gang from Root Tales of Magic. I like most of them. They do not know we are about to play a game of me. They think it is another game. Listen to how happy they are that it is me.
0:35.0	Loading.
0:37.0	Loding. Yeah!
0:38.0	Yeah!
0:40.0	Yeah!
0:41.0	Hey! Welcome to Parsley, it is time to play a game of all the games in the world. You have chosen six gun showdown.
0:50.0	We did it? Gunshot, gunshot. Gunshot.
0:52.0	Yeeha. EXE.
0:55.0	Press enter to play parsley.
0:58.0	Enter.
0:59.0	You're fresh out of the drunk tank down to a pair of worn leather boots and
1:06.7	whatever's left in your pockets. The saloon and the general store are here. Your
1:12.4	shack is to the west. A road leads south to the edge of town.
1:17.6	Check pockets. You find your Pa's old silver sheriff's badge and a copper penny. Your hands are shaken like the devil. Seems a little hair of the dog is required.
1:33.0	Fortunately, you still have that bottle back home.
1:37.0	Oh boy.
1:38.0	So in your inventory, you have a badge, a penny, a pair of leather boots.
1:46.0	Does it in our inventory we're not wearing them?
1:50.0	It's both.
1:51.0	Great.
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