Interlude: Are You Afraid of the Scares?

Rude Tales of Magic

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Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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We'll be back on schedule in two weeks, in the meantime enjoy this interlude, produced by, wait, am I reading this right... Joe Lepore!?

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:04.0	Ah, there you are, Traveler. The innkeeper is out and it's none of your fucking business why but I'm the
0:17.8	innkeeper's uncle and I unfortunately he took the main book with him that we've been reading.
0:25.0	So the conceit of the podcast, right, is that the Zenkeeper, he's reading from a book, right?
0:30.0	He took the book.
0:31.0	Don't worry, I've got other books. Come inside, hang up your coat, put your feet by the fire, and I shall bring you what you so desperately seek rude tales of magic.
0:47.1	We open far from canon unless I like what happens in the episode and then it's quite close to Canon indeed
0:56.4	All right the camera zooms in on our heroes. It's night now, the anti-day. And it's that witching hour, 3 in the morning, I think, when, when they got a,
1:11.6	they got a wild hair up their ass to tell some scary stories around the campfire.
1:17.6	The marshmallow golem they had just fought is, uh, it's dead.
1:21.1	They won. They defeated this thing. They're all they're passing little bits of its body around
1:28.0	Making little smores
1:31.2	Friends, I'm I'm I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid I'm just not tired enough to fall asleep.
1:36.5	Usually this is the time where I am knocked out, really getting my zeez, you know what I mean.
1:41.0	But for some reason today, I I just I don't feel the kiss of Lady
1:46.2	Nightmare. What shall I do to pass the time?
1:50.9	Did you try counting sheep? Yes, but I can't get past 13. Something scares me about 13 sheep.
1:58.0	Oh, we could tell, um, we could tell scary stories.
2:03.2	Ooh.
2:04.8	Although I don't actually know any except for things that you guys experienced with me.
2:10.7	Oh.
2:12.0	Maybe you could make one up, Albee.
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