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Rude Tales of Magic

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Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2021

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Our Patreon is seriously the best there is, and it's about to get even better. Soon, our Patreon will be appointed to a Federal Judgeship, and then it's over for the "bozos." All that's missing is you. If you're already a subscriber, thank you. If not, well, it's never too early to blossom into the patron butterfly THE LORD intended you to be. Do so HERE.

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This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.

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0:00.0	This is a HeadGum podcast.
0:04.0	Ah, there you are, traveler.
0:07.0	Come inside, hang up your coat, put your feet by the fire, and I shall
0:19.6	bring you what you so desperately see.
0:23.0	Rood Tales of Magic.
0:31.0	Welcome back to R tales of magic.
0:35.0	When we last left our heroes, they had sought shelter in the cave system of the switch blades,
0:40.0	led by Hot Roddy, the audience's favorite N.
0:45.0	After a series of trials, they stumbled upon an underground glen,
0:50.0	a Shangri-Lah of flesh, tended to by a strange goblin human hybrid named Brian Fuck.
1:00.4	Brian Fuck greets the group now.
1:03.0	Hello, travelers!
1:05.0	Hello Ryan Fuck!
1:07.0	Hello, Mr. Fuck.
1:09.0	Please, please.
1:11.0	Mr. Fuck is no name of mine. Call me Brian Fuck.
1:15.0	Okay, Brian Fuck. Thank you.
1:18.0	I'm Bello.
1:19.0	I am of course Brian Fuck.
1:21.0	Seems we've met. Hi, I'm Cordelia. F is Brian Fock. I see. Okay. Is that a nickname or a given or a it is a
1:37.1	taken name? Take it? I was born fuck but through will and, I added Brian to the front of my name.
1:46.0	Incredible.
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