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TRASHFUTURE

*UNLOCKED* Islamic Republic of Seinfeld feat. Sina Rahmani

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2019

⏱️ 59 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

America desperately wants to go to war with Iran, so much that it's willing to engineer some extremely fake circumstances under which it can claim to be the victim of aggression. Why is that? Well, according to Bret Stephens, it's because they hate Ben Franklin, or something. To discuss this, we bring on Sina Rahmani, host of the The East is a Podcast, and ask him why the US can't seem to stop broadcasting its war horniness.  This originally appeared last month on our Patreon -- and there are practically a year's worth of bonus episodes available. Sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *WATCH THIS SPACE* We’ll be performing at the Birmingham Transformed festival on 8th August. Details to come in the next few weeks. If you’re in the West Midlands, come down to Brum for a night of delightful soup jokes. *LIVE SHOW ALERT* Come see Trashfuture live at the Edinburgh Fringe! We’ll perform on August 10th at 21.30. The venue is Venue 277, PQA Venues @Riddle's Court, Edinburgh EH1 2PG. Tickets are £11.50 and there are a ton of discounts available. Get them here: https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/trashfuture-live-at-the-fringe   *COMEDY KLAXON* Come to Milo’s regular comedy night on July 3rd at The Sekforde (34 Sekforde Street London EC1R 0HA), This show also starts at 8 pm and features Milo and also TF favourites Pierre Novellie and Aidan Taco Jones. Tickets are £5 at this link: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/smoke-comedy-featuring-maria-shehata-and-pierre-novellie-tickets-63482792742 *T-SHIRTS* If you want to buy one of our recent special-edition phone-cops shirt, shoot us an email at trashfuturepodcast[at]gmail[dot]com with your size and address and we can post it to you. It's discounted to £15 + shipping for patrons!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Dear Trash Future listeners, since the U.S. is extremely aroused at the prospect of destroying

0:04.6

itself in a war with Iran, we wanted to unlock this bonus episode, which features our discussion

0:09.4

with Sina Rahmani, the host of The East is a podcast. If you like this episode, just remember

0:14.3

that there are literally dozens like it on our Patreon. Thanks and enjoy. Yours truly, a podcast

0:19.6

producer from a certain country who is definitely not hiding out in a basement and avoiding the draft.

0:44.7

Hello again and welcome to Trash Future, the podcast about how it's the one you're listening to now.

0:50.8

I'm Riley. You may remember me from every other episode of this podcast. I'm joined here in studio with Milo Edwards.

0:54.6

You joined with me, bitch. I might be. It's Milo Edwards.

0:56.8

I've had a few drinks and I've eaten nothing.

0:59.4

So I'm going to be loose on this episode.

1:00.7

He's on the gold mic, folks.

1:01.9

And we got Hussein Kisvani.

1:07.6

Hey, I have not drunk because it's Ramadan and also alcohol is of the devil.

1:09.2

It's the white man's poison.

1:11.7

So Ramadan, Ramadan is the one month of the year whereas a Muslim you can't drink alcohol. Yeah. The rest of the time, the rest of the time I'm having

1:15.9

exactly one and a half beers and it's fucking great. You're going out with Andrew Tate. Yeah. The rest of

1:20.6

the time, Hussein can't stop buying bottles. Also, I have adjusted his head towards the mic and then

1:27.2

the mic towards his head, and neither have worked.

1:30.4

Just like we repel each other.

1:32.1

But this is a private agony that only I experienced because I am the man who corrects Hussein's mic position.

1:39.2

I feel like it's like my head.

1:40.4

My head sort of like tilts.

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