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*Preview* Jonathan Pie Charts feat. Aisling McCrea

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2019

⏱️ 11 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

This week, we're talking Logic Guys with Aisling McCrea (@ambientGillian), the author of a great Outline piece about debate and a canny observer of terrible Mind-Boomers online. Why is Andrew Doyle so angry and unfunny? Why does Stephen Crowder always ambush college students with his dumb garbage? All this and more is yours. If you want to hear the full version of this episode, get it on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/jonathan-pie-27574234 *WATCH THIS SPACE* We’ll be performing at the Birmingham Transformed festival on 8th August. Details to come in the next few weeks. If you’re in the West Midlands, come down to Brum for a night of delightful soup jokes. *LIVE SHOW ALERT* Come see Trashfuture live at the Edinburgh Fringe! We’ll perform on August 10th at 21.30. The venue is Venue 277, PQA Venues @Riddle's Court, Edinburgh EH1 2PG. Tickets are £11.50 and there are a ton of discounts available. Get them here: https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/trashfuture-live-at-the-fringe *COMEDY KLAXON* Come to Milo’s regular comedy night on July 3rd at The Sekforde (34 Sekforde Street London EC1R 0HA), This show also starts at 8 pm and features Milo and also TF favourites Pierre Novellie and Aidan Taco Jones. Tickets are £5 at this link:https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/smoke-comedy-featuring-maria-shehata-and-pierre-novellie-tickets-63482792742*T-SHIRTS* If you want to buy one of our recent special-edition phone-cops shirt, shoot us an email at trashfuturepodcast[at]gmail[dot]com with your size and address and we can post it to you. (£20 for non-patrons, £15 for patrons)

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0:00.0

I'd say it's I'd say it's economics 101, but these brilliant Greeks,

0:17.9

inventors of civilization didn't have the concept of zero.

0:20.7

So I guess it's economics 11.

0:22.7

Yeah, I mean, and who knows where a zero came from?

0:26.6

I imagine it was like a white person who invented.

0:29.3

It certainly wouldn't be the dark Islamic tribes of the East.

0:32.6

Yeah, there was like some mischievous Saracen.

0:35.8

So mischievous Saracen invented the concept of zero to scam a Christian merchant.

0:40.3

It invented the concept of zero to describe not having stuff because they ran out of food like Venezuela.

0:45.3

Because they hated, I told you, it's that from the Saracens onward, there's been a grand Islamo-Judeate conspiracy,

0:56.3

except for the Jews that are Judeo-Christian, that has, again, worked with the identity politicians,

1:02.4

such as Karl Marx and then Foucault. And then I told you, those programmers that are making the boobs small.

1:09.1

It's all been a conspiracy against me personally.

1:11.9

Google Sumerian.

1:14.0

I love when these guys, like, they also, all the places they love, they're like, oh, yeah,

1:18.0

civilization.

1:18.9

It started in, like, Athens and Rome and Jerusalem.

1:23.5

And it's like, go look at a map of like those ancient kingdoms and see like who they were

1:28.4

interacting with.

1:29.6

Like the Greeks basically thought of like Britain and France and Germany and Sweden as just

1:36.1

being like these boglands full of like illiterate sheep fuckers.

1:39.8

And nothing has changed.

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