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*PREVIEW* Getting your Nation Serviced feat. Zoe Gardner

TRASHFUTURE

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2019

⏱️ 10 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

The UK can't get enough of border forces. We want to fund them in our own country and in other countries, even when those countries want visa-free regional travel. We love making everyone a cop, and we're joined this week by Zoe Gardner (@ZoeJardiniere) from Joint Council for the Welfare of Immigrants (@JCWI_UK) to discuss this. However, we also have a terrible startup to review, and a great (by which we mean insane) article about why National Service would be a good thing. It's bad, folks!   If you want to hear the full episode, get it on Patreon here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/27751034   *WATCH THIS SPACE* We’ll be performing at the Birmingham Transformed festival on 8th August. Details to come in the next few weeks. If you’re in the West Midlands, come down to Brum for a night of delightful soup jokes. *LIVE SHOW ALERT* Come see Trashfuture live at the Edinburgh Fringe! We’ll perform on August 10th at 21.30. The venue is Venue 277, PQA Venues @Riddle's Court, Edinburgh EH1 2PG. Tickets are £11.50 and there are a ton of discounts available. Get them here: https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/trashfuture-live-at-the-fringe *COMEDY KLAXON* Come to Milo’s regular comedy night on July 3rd at The Sekforde (34 Sekforde Street London EC1R 0HA), This show also starts at 8 pm and features Milo and also TF favourites Pierre Novellie and Aidan Taco Jones. Tickets are £5 at this link: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/smoke-comedy-featuring-maria-shehata-and-pierre-novellie-tickets-63482792742 *T-SHIRTS* If you want to buy one of our recent special-edition phone-cops shirt, shoot us an email at trashfuturepodcast[at]gmail[dot]com with your size and address and we can post it to you. It's discounted to £15 + shipping for patrons!

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0:00.0

Young people are too alienated.

0:15.1

They need to spend the two years as they're extremely early on in their life, digging

0:19.2

ditches somewhere outside of fucking major cities

0:21.6

because apparently that's going to be character building yeah look everything that builds

0:26.3

character is fucking shit and we should do away with character entirely also boomers are obsessed

0:30.6

with building character that they don't have it's like oh yeah you should all do military service

0:35.1

to learn about hardship and stuff and it's like first, first of all, none of you did military service.

0:39.5

And second of all, none of you ever learned anything about hardship because you, like,

0:42.4

lived in the, you grew up in the best era to grow up in Britain when, like, housing was, like,

0:46.3

basically free.

0:47.7

Like, there were, like, millions of jobs.

0:49.7

Like, public sector investment was, like, literally, like literally like literally you lived through the best period in the

0:54.8

history of humanity and now you're like bitching about young people having a shittier time than you

0:59.6

and you're trying to make them have an even shittier time than you because your dad fought in a war

1:03.1

and for some reason that's the same reason as you doing it somehow fuck off you fucking you fucking

1:09.5

landlord fucks you own everything and you're refusing to share it.

1:13.1

And you're like, well, young people, if you're so sad about it, why don't you learn to, you know, be in the army?

1:20.6

I've never done it, but I assume it would help.

1:22.6

To be fair, to be fair, our generation probably aren't very good at digging ditches.

1:26.6

And that is a valuable skills base. Yeah. What I'm saying is our generation probably aren't very good at digging ditches, and that is a valuable skills base.

1:29.3

Yeah.

1:29.9

What I'm saying is our generation too much about digging bitches.

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