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🗓️ 19 August 2019
⏱️ 147 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hi everybody, Chris here, producer Chris. We are on locking episodes 5 and 6 of our |
0:05.9 | tabletop game theory series to prepare for our first ever live recording of a |
0:09.9 | tabletop game theory later this week. This Friday, August 23rd at 9 p.m. Virgil, |
0:15.7 | Will, Matt, Felix and myself on the soundboard, will be playing Kallv Kuthulu live |
0:20.5 | at the Columbus Theater in Providence, Rhode Island as part of Necronomicon 2019. |
0:25.0 | Tickets are still available and the event link is in the description to these |
0:29.0 | episodes. Please come out if you're at all nearby. We're really hoping to put |
0:32.6 | together something special for this and it should be a great mind-rending time. |
0:36.7 | And with that, on to the adventure. |
0:47.3 | Our last week's episode of Chapo Trap House. Our heroes learn that mixing rocketry |
0:52.3 | with romance is a recipe for ruination. Can the Capone boys get to the bottom of |
0:57.0 | this cosmological caper in time to abort Enoch Musk's torpedo of carer? Or will |
1:02.6 | they suffer the slings and arrows of the mad bagbates out of rage's fortune? Find |
1:07.4 | out on this week's thrilling conclusion to Musk's of Valorata Trap. |
1:27.0 | What follows is canon. Professor Hackenbush, you wake up and you're back in the |
1:39.9 | penthouse suite's attack on labs. You're in Slimes' room. You're in better. You see Chadwik |
1:46.6 | and Slimes, they're in bed and they're making love, but their bodies are obscured. |
1:50.2 | I'd like to get a better look at this for research purposes. |
1:53.8 | Frantically you run around the bed trying to get a better view, but the result is the same. |
1:57.8 | No matter where you stand, you can't see anything but their heads. |
2:01.3 | It reminds me of growing up. Chadwik sees you in a pang of fear. |
2:05.3 | Shoot through your heart. He says, |
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