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Chapo Trap House

342 - The Cuts Stay In The Podcast (8/20/19)

Chapo Trap House

Chapo Trap House

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4.69.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 August 2019

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

We talk about a lot of shit in here, from Biden and Harris' flailing campaigns to Les Wexner's trust issues, and we even read some poetry. But mostly they requested I cut some potentially embarrassing moments and cursed ideas that I just didn't cut. Enjoy. COME SEE US PLAY CALL OF CTHULHU LIVE IN PROVIDENCE THIS FRIDAY: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/chapo-trap-house-plays-call-of-cthulhu-live-tickets-62234533164

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0:00.0

No, someone was talking about that, the Virgil's question to Tulsi and they were like in 2019,

0:06.9

how is it possible? It just choppel just doesn't have audio of the supposed question and answer and I was like

0:13.2

Sorry, we only have video end audio of this exchange so I'll be on the lookout for that and this yeah

0:19.5

I'm so I'm so glad Virgil's like just all the people who are like YouTube's hiding the amount of likes I have

0:25.4

I'm so glad they're yawning at him. It's my greatest dream come true

0:28.6

That's what Tulsi is there for to absorb all the crank energy

0:32.3

Feel like she'll like this. I told Matt about it, but uh

0:35.9

I had a substitute yoga teacher came in instead of my like tiny little muscular and Malaysian woman

0:41.6

There was like this robust like very like hot blonde woman in her 30s and I'm like, okay

0:47.8

So she starts up the class and all the sudden this

0:51.2

Malif Lewis

0:52.5

Minnesota accent comes through

0:55.1

And she's just like welcome to restorative yoga

0:59.0

So we're gonna focus today on a fluid isana and building our breath and core strength and whatever is comfortable for you

1:08.8

Do that. So today we're gonna set our intention and I was I couldn't pay attention

1:13.6

I was completely distracted and everyone else was acting like it was normal

1:17.1

And I was just looking around like it's no one else hearing this

1:19.7

It's one of the most like jarring American accents because it's just a fucking Canadian accent. You also just don't

1:25.6

Expect to find in a fucking Brooklyn yoga studio. She's like, okay, so

1:30.0

When you're in a playing position you want your elbows to bend towards your feet before

1:36.6

Transitioning into downward DAC and it was like I was there for it, but honestly it was more distracting than anything

1:44.4

Anyway, I found you a wife

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