Hi everybody, Chris here, producer Chris. We are on locking episodes 5 and 6 of our

tabletop game theory series to prepare for our first ever live recording of a

tabletop game theory later this week. This Friday, August 23rd at 9 p.m. Virgil,

Will, Matt, Felix and myself on the soundboard, will be playing Kallv Kuthulu live

at the Columbus Theater in Providence, Rhode Island as part of Necronomicon 2019.

Tickets are still available and the event link is in the description to these

episodes. Please come out if you're at all nearby. We're really hoping to put

together something special for this and it should be a great mind-rending time.

And with that, on to the adventure.

On this week's tale of fear and chronology, the Capone boys fired themselves on the

cutting edge of horror. Will our heroes get mangled by the gears of progress?

Or will they stand before history-ealing? Knock it off, Paster. Find out on this week's

electrifying episode of Shapo Trepp House!

I never thought I'd die alone. I had sixteen hit points, who'd have known. Never thought

the Dunwich would be so bold. The horror there is very old. Okay, okay, Jesus.

SEMPOR GAMES

Virgil, Texas. Active-duty gamer. Here with you again. If you are new to our Call of

Kuthulu episodes, by which I mean, if you are a fake friend, please stop this recording

now and listen to Tabletop Game Theory episodes 1-4, which have been unlocked for you.

Alright, welcome back. It is my pleasure to introduce here in studio for the first time.

My co-author of today's scenario as well as the preceding ones, Dave Cresses.

Yeet. Before we begin this next chapter, one thing must be stated clearly. Absolutely,

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