Hello and welcome. You are listening to LOL Storytime. It's the Goofy Story Podcast for Kids and

the podcast that can't seem to get back on a weekly schedule. Totally just going to blame that one on

November because really, what kind of month is November anyways? We've got special shoutouts today

for not just one, but two two Sophia's. Somehow I only just

noticed one of our Sophia's comments on Spotify that was posted nearly five months ago. So sorry,

Sophia, that your shared out didn't happen sooner. We also have Sophia listening daily from Abu Dhabi,

who's been enjoying the stories with the whole fan. I love that.

Thanks so much for listening, commenting, and emailing the show. I really hope you

enjoy today's story, which is called Unicorns or Mermaids. Let's get into it.

This is the story of Sophia, a girl who had to change schools because of a cheeseburger.

Yes, you heard that right, a cheeseburger.

The chef of the cafeteria at Sophia's school had decided to quit his job one day. This was a problem because

this chef made the best cheeseburger Sophia had ever eaten. The new chef that came and decided to

take cheeseburgers off the menu altogether. This was because they had quickly grown tired of hearing

about how her cheeseburgers weren't nearly as good as the old chefs.

Kids, you have to understand that I can't make the old chef's secret sauce because it's a secret.

That's kind of how secrets work. You kids keep complaining about my secret sauce, so no more cheeseburgers.

I'll be making bologna sandwiches from now on instead.

Well, this was absolutely devastating for the students, especially Sophia who proclaimed herself to be the biggest cheeseburger fan around.

So it really wasn't surprising that Sophia's reaction was a wee bit dramatic.

Mom, Dad, I need to change schools.

My favorite chef quit working at our cafeteria,

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