Hello and welcome to LOL Story Time. It's the Goofy Story Podcast for Kids. Today's story is called

Go to Jail, which was inspired by some of the ridiculous things that come out of my own

kids' mouths. This story is also dedicated to listeners Felicity, who left a nice review of the

podcast, and Seby, who emailed into the show.

Both of these awesome listeners have been waiting since early September and now finally get to have

their names featured in a story. I hope you guys enjoy this one as much as I enjoyed making it.

If you wish to have your name used in a story, all you have to do is include your name

in a review,

comment, or email. You can reach the podcast through Feedback at LOLLstorytime.com. Just note that the wait time to get your name in a story is pretty darn long. Anyway, let's get into the story.

This is the story of what happened when Felicity's younger brother, Seby, first learned to talk.

Like anyone starting out, Seby first learned some basic words and then eventually managed to string together some simple sentences.

When Felicity first heard Seby utter a sentence, she had to check several times whether she had heard him correctly.

Seby, what did you just say to me?

Seby, flush you.

Excuse me?

Toilet.

What?

Seby flush you, toilet.' "'Huh? What are you even talking about?

"'Are you saying you want to flush me down the toilet?'

"'That indeed was what Seby was trying to say.'

"'He was upset because Felicity had something he wanted

"'and figured the best way to get a thing you want is to flush the person who has the thing down the toilet.

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