The Floor is Lava - Funny Story for Kids

LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids

Kyle MacKenzie

Comedy Fiction, Education For Kids, Stories For Kids, Fiction, Kids & Family

4.7 • 629 Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2023

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

In this silly story a talented and busy engineer meets his niece and nephew for the first time. He wants to get involved and play with them, but can't help himself from looking for ways to improve their games. Uncle Ned is about to learn the hard way that some games are best left as is.Warning: This goofy story may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome back to LOLL Storytime.
0:05.6	This is the Goofy Story Podcast for Kids.
0:08.4	Shoutouts this week go to two awesome listeners,
0:10.5	Mariam and Hudson.
0:12.0	Thanks for listening and for sharing your kind words about the podcast.
0:15.7	Today's story is called The Flores Lava.
0:18.7	Let's get into it.
0:27.0	Okay. The Floor is Lava. Let's get into it. This is the story of Miriam, Hudson, and their Uncle Ned, a busy guy with a busy job.
0:34.4	Uncle Ned did not have kids. He did not live near kids, and because he was often working,
0:40.0	he rarely even saw any kids. Truth be told, Uncle Ned was so busy he didn't even realize he
0:45.6	was an uncle. This is why Miriam and Hudson were a little confused one day when they overheard
0:51.3	their mother talking about her brother.
0:59.5	Mom, you have a brother? How on earth are we just finding out about this now?
1:02.6	Hudson and Miriam's mom just shrugged.
1:07.2	I don't actually know. Surely I've mentioned him before, haven't I?
1:12.7	Miriam shook her head. Mom, you've mentioned a lot of weird stuff over the ears.
1:16.8	Weird stuff like how when you were a kid you used to sleep with a rock named Larry instead of a stuffy.
1:17.8	But never once have you mentioned anything about having a brother.
1:22.2	Hudson and Miriam's mom shrugged again.
1:25.1	Well, I'm sorry, kids.
1:26.6	To be honest, I haven't spoken with my brother in years.
1:29.5	He's a really busy guy. Last I checked, he was helping build some kind of space shuttle computer
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