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Sober Awkward

Under the Influence

Sober Awkward

Victoria Vanstone

Humour, Funny, Mummy, Life Hacks, Beer, Anxiety, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness, Party Animal, Relationships, Hungover, Comedy, Paretning, Hacks, Love, Parenting, Sobriety

4.8533 Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2024

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Summary


In this weeks retrospective episode Vic looks back at the moment that ALMOST changed everything for her. It didn't. But it did give her quite a funny story...

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0:00.0

And in the end, actually, the people I was hanging out with ended up being people at a courtroom

0:13.3

because I got done for drink driving and that's the level I got to.

0:17.0

They were the people that was surrounding me one day.

0:19.4

And I'll very quickly tell you the story of my drink driving event was, it was the lowest,

0:26.8

one of the lowest points, of course, not that low because I didn't stop drinking.

0:30.4

But I was in a courtroom and there was a guy, I was outside the courtroom where you

0:36.3

meets your duty solicitor.

0:38.4

And I was sitting opposite this guy who was talking to this solicitor who was asking him questions.

0:43.7

And the guy lent over to ask the solicitor a question and did a massive fart.

0:48.8

And I just thought it was the most disrespectful thing.

0:51.7

And I said, I am never doing a crime ever again, because I don't want to be amongst

0:55.9

people who fart in front of solicitors.

0:58.0

So let me get this right.

1:00.6

It was a smelly crime.

1:01.7

You're up in court on the charge of drinking driving.

1:05.0

And that hasn't actually put you off or made you realise that you're sort of really not going on the right path here in your

1:13.2

life until this guy farts in front of you and it's kind of like that's that's it that's it yeah

1:18.3

I am never going to break the law again due to that.

1:20.8

It wasn't standing up in front of the judge and saying guilty.

1:23.8

It was that far.

1:25.1

It was the man.

1:26.5

It was the people I surrounded myself. I was like, oh my God, what have I become? I'm amongst the criminals. The farts? And the farts. Was he an old man? No, he was a young guy. I just thought, God, this lovely duty solicit has come to help him and support his case. And he's let rip in front of him. Did he do it on purpose, do you think? I don't know.

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