UNCUT: Uncut C*mcast
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
4.6 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 29 May 2026
⏱️ 40 minutes
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Summary
*Timestamps are approximate*
TIME TOPIC
0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 Opening banter/The effect the weekly Uncut is having on Dave
0:03 PERVERT OF THE DAY
0:03 Florida thong wearing man arrested for continuously exposing himself
0:10 Guy showed up to court wearing a "Strip Club Veteran" sweatshirt
0:11 Lady brought skid marked panties of law suit opponent to press conference
0:17 Video of a snake biting a guy's head (real or fake?)
0:20 WEIRD FUCKING SHIT YOU SAW ON YOUTUBE
0:20 Guy with huge hands
0:28 EMAIL: She watches pedicure videos online
0:31 Video of lesbian clowns
0:33 A company that will pay you to jerk off
END OF SHOW
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| 0:00.0 | The following program contains strong language and explicit content. |
| 0:03.8 | Listener discretion is advised. |
| 0:05.5 | Coming up on this episode of Dave and Chuck the Freak, Uncut, a Florida man. |
| 0:10.6 | Very vampire-like. |
| 0:12.2 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:13.1 | Old 79. |
| 0:15.2 | What perverted thing will he not stop doing? |
| 0:18.5 | We're going to get into that. |
| 0:19.7 | We'll talk about this lady from Houston. |
| 0:23.7 | Why did she hold a press conference and hold up some shit-covered panties? |
| 0:27.6 | Damn is your shit-covered panties, bitch. |
| 0:29.9 | That's on the way. |
| 0:31.0 | I have to try and convince these guys that a man has been born with gigantic hands. |
| 0:36.2 | He hasn't. |
| 0:37.1 | It's not real. But they won't believe me. Will you watch some lesbian clowns? Ah, duh. And how can you get paid to jerk off? How? It's all coming up on today's edition of Uncutt. Well, hello there. I've been waiting for you. What are you talking about? I got to hear it before you. You know, I can't resist you in red. Wait, are you talking to that red licorice five-hour energy shot? Oh, the caffeine of a full cup of coffee in that slim little two-ounce bottle. Seriously sweet and craveable. Where did you even get that thing? Amazon and 5hourenergy.com. |
| 1:12.1 | I love a sweet treat that doesn't play hard to get. |
| 1:14.9 | Chuck, what is wrong with you? |
| 1:16.1 | Oh, Dave, hey, you want a red-licorice five-hour energy? |
| 1:19.6 | I hate that I still want one. |
| 1:31.3 | Dave and Chuck the Freak Uncut. |
| 1:39.4 | How's it going? |
| 1:42.6 | Excited to be back back We're back |
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