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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Monday, June 1st 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2026

⏱️ 197 minutes

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Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*


TIME TOPIC

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 EMAIL: Younger generation using stalls to pee, is the that the pussification of America?

0:09 EMAIL: Explaining the furry community

0:18 National dinosaur day

0:24 When is the start of a new week?

0:27 Facing toward or away from the shower head

0:31   NEWS

0:31 Wild turkey attacked an old lady

0:35 An attempted plane hijacking

0:38 Trapped miners walked out on their own

0:44 Big sonic boon from meteorite

0:48 Woman wanted to help a guy she saw on a runway walking with a limp

0:56 Dog surfing extravaganza

0:59   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:59   CELEBRITY DIRT

0:59 NBA and NHL playoffs update/Big bet placed on NBA Final

1:05 Baseball player got hit by a ball by a fan

1:08 Youth baseball coach receives a ban, 

1:11 Font mishap for a volleyball tournament

1:12 Guy crashes car into airport terminal, what it had to do with Tom Cruise

1:17 New horror movie wins box office, other box office numbers

1:19 Celebrity hidden talents

1:22 Top 10 most watched shows of the past series

1:25 Taylor Swift reached out to the girl who requested a Taylor song from neighbor

1:28 Billy Idol talks about the new meaning that White Wedding has taken on

1:29 Interactive Ozzy digital avatar in the works

1:32   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:32   FAST FOOD FREAKOUT

1:32 Guy exposed himself outside of a Taco Bell

1:36 Woman are twerking on cops at an event

1:44 Judge and a cop accused of banging during business hours

1:50 Restaurant employee sentenced after putting cameras in the bathroom 

1:55 Pizza shop owner accused of hiding camera in the bathroom

1:59 Guy seen on doorbell camera touching himself 

2:07 Head spas getting more popular

2:15   BITCH'S TRIPPIN'

2:15 Two big ladies get into a fight on the street

2:22   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:22   IDIOT CRIMINAL OF THE DAY

2:22 Woman went to police to complain about drugs that she had purchased

2:26 Wedding photographer was stabbed

2:32 Customer threw banana split at ice cream shop employees

2:37 Guy discovered a 6' snake in the attic

2:40 Family found a man living in their crawl space

2:44 5 people injured by a mother moose protecting its young

2:47 Bachelor party on a tiki boat saved some people from the water

2:52   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:52   NEWS

2:52   BAD ASS OF THE DAY

2:52 Guy held intruder at gunpoint until police arrived

2:56 Mans chases another driver with machete during road rage incident

2:58 Peecycling - using urine for fertilizer

3:00 Woman rescued a crow, says she has been getting thank you gifts

3:04   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:04 104-year-old archer

3:08 Woman won a Wendy's Wendy look-a-like contest

3:12   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:12   THOSE CRAZY CANADIANS

3:12 A guy going for a world record may be getting him into trouble

  END OF SHOW

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Back here for the Monday edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak, we start things off by trying to figure out who the short urinal is for.

0:07.5

Other than me or Jason.

0:10.2

Furies speak out.

0:11.7

Why are they pissed at us?

0:13.8

Well, they're always pissed at us, Dave.

0:15.5

And we'll try and explain what they think about their lifestyle.

0:18.9

A man whip something out at a taco Bell, something that was in his pants.

0:23.6

Yeah.

0:23.9

Yeah.

0:24.5

And it wasn't hot sauce or anything like that.

0:26.6

It was nothing good, we'll explain.

0:28.6

A woman twarks on some cops.

0:31.1

Very cool.

0:32.8

Why are the cops in some hot water for that, though?

0:36.5

A judge and cop banging on the job so loud everyone could

0:40.8

hear i look like steve harvey baby an employee puts a camera in the bathroom at a restaurant and a guy

0:48.0

hides another one at his strange business where you can get pretty much anything yeah yeah there's. There's a half-naked prowler on the loose that had Chuck wondering how he would deal if a man

1:00.1

was jerking off outside his window.

1:02.1

I got a couple ideas.

1:03.6

Americans get their heads rubbed and a big lady fight.

1:06.9

All coming up on today's edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak.

1:10.1

Well, hello there. I've been waiting for you. What are you talking about? I got here before you. You know, I can't resist you in red. Wait, are you talking to that red licorice five-hour energy shot? Oh, the caffeine of a full cup of coffee in that slim little two-ounce bottle. Seriously sweet and cravevable. Where did you even get that thing? Amazon

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