Monday, June 1st 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
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🗓️ 1 June 2026
⏱️ 197 minutes
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Summary
*Timestamps are approximate*
TIME TOPIC
0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 EMAIL: Younger generation using stalls to pee, is the that the pussification of America?
0:09 EMAIL: Explaining the furry community
0:18 National dinosaur day
0:24 When is the start of a new week?
0:27 Facing toward or away from the shower head
0:31 NEWS
0:31 Wild turkey attacked an old lady
0:35 An attempted plane hijacking
0:38 Trapped miners walked out on their own
0:44 Big sonic boon from meteorite
0:48 Woman wanted to help a guy she saw on a runway walking with a limp
0:56 Dog surfing extravaganza
0:59 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:59 CELEBRITY DIRT
0:59 NBA and NHL playoffs update/Big bet placed on NBA Final
1:05 Baseball player got hit by a ball by a fan
1:08 Youth baseball coach receives a ban,
1:11 Font mishap for a volleyball tournament
1:12 Guy crashes car into airport terminal, what it had to do with Tom Cruise
1:17 New horror movie wins box office, other box office numbers
1:19 Celebrity hidden talents
1:22 Top 10 most watched shows of the past series
1:25 Taylor Swift reached out to the girl who requested a Taylor song from neighbor
1:28 Billy Idol talks about the new meaning that White Wedding has taken on
1:29 Interactive Ozzy digital avatar in the works
1:32 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:32 FAST FOOD FREAKOUT
1:32 Guy exposed himself outside of a Taco Bell
1:36 Woman are twerking on cops at an event
1:44 Judge and a cop accused of banging during business hours
1:50 Restaurant employee sentenced after putting cameras in the bathroom
1:55 Pizza shop owner accused of hiding camera in the bathroom
1:59 Guy seen on doorbell camera touching himself
2:07 Head spas getting more popular
2:15 BITCH'S TRIPPIN'
2:15 Two big ladies get into a fight on the street
2:22 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:22 IDIOT CRIMINAL OF THE DAY
2:22 Woman went to police to complain about drugs that she had purchased
2:26 Wedding photographer was stabbed
2:32 Customer threw banana split at ice cream shop employees
2:37 Guy discovered a 6' snake in the attic
2:40 Family found a man living in their crawl space
2:44 5 people injured by a mother moose protecting its young
2:47 Bachelor party on a tiki boat saved some people from the water
2:52 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:52 NEWS
2:52 BAD ASS OF THE DAY
2:52 Guy held intruder at gunpoint until police arrived
2:56 Mans chases another driver with machete during road rage incident
2:58 Peecycling - using urine for fertilizer
3:00 Woman rescued a crow, says she has been getting thank you gifts
3:04 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:04 104-year-old archer
3:08 Woman won a Wendy's Wendy look-a-like contest
3:12 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:12 THOSE CRAZY CANADIANS
3:12 A guy going for a world record may be getting him into trouble
END OF SHOW
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| 0:00.0 | Back here for the Monday edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak, we start things off by trying to figure out who the short urinal is for. |
| 0:07.5 | Other than me or Jason. |
| 0:10.2 | Furies speak out. |
| 0:11.7 | Why are they pissed at us? |
| 0:13.8 | Well, they're always pissed at us, Dave. |
| 0:15.5 | And we'll try and explain what they think about their lifestyle. |
| 0:18.9 | A man whip something out at a taco Bell, something that was in his pants. |
| 0:23.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:23.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:24.5 | And it wasn't hot sauce or anything like that. |
| 0:26.6 | It was nothing good, we'll explain. |
| 0:28.6 | A woman twarks on some cops. |
| 0:31.1 | Very cool. |
| 0:32.8 | Why are the cops in some hot water for that, though? |
| 0:36.5 | A judge and cop banging on the job so loud everyone could |
| 0:40.8 | hear i look like steve harvey baby an employee puts a camera in the bathroom at a restaurant and a guy |
| 0:48.0 | hides another one at his strange business where you can get pretty much anything yeah yeah there's. There's a half-naked prowler on the loose that had Chuck wondering how he would deal if a man |
| 1:00.1 | was jerking off outside his window. |
| 1:02.1 | I got a couple ideas. |
| 1:03.6 | Americans get their heads rubbed and a big lady fight. |
| 1:06.9 | All coming up on today's edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak. |
| 1:10.1 | Well, hello there. I've been waiting for you. What are you talking about? I got here before you. You know, I can't resist you in red. Wait, are you talking to that red licorice five-hour energy shot? Oh, the caffeine of a full cup of coffee in that slim little two-ounce bottle. Seriously sweet and cravevable. Where did you even get that thing? Amazon |
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