Uncharted Waters
Petty Crimes
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4.8 • 948 Ratings
🗓️ 30 September 2025
⏱️ 44 minutes
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A petty crime at a charter school featuring wild staff parties, teacher drama, and an eavesdropping principal’s quick rise to power.
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| 0:00.0 | How long have you been writing for? |
| 0:01.6 | Since the day I was born. |
| 0:02.9 | So like 40 years. |
| 0:04.3 | Welcome back to Petty Crives, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes. |
| 0:26.7 | Perfectly executed because we're together. |
| 0:32.1 | Welcome back to L.A. Kira. |
| 0:35.2 | Thank you very much for having me, Griff. |
| 0:37.6 | I'm here to see you and only you, |
| 0:39.6 | and I don't have any important events tonight. |
| 0:42.1 | Yes, in a few hours you will not be rushing to the Emmys, |
| 0:45.0 | which are awards for television. |
| 0:48.0 | No, but it's so good to have you in person. |
| 0:50.5 | We saw each other last night. |
| 0:52.3 | Yes, we did. |
| 0:53.0 | With your gorgeous carry-on and teammate. |
| 0:57.3 | Yes, Megan is here, my sister in studio. Wow. This is amazing. And of course we've got Amber |
| 1:03.8 | behind the screen. Of course we do. This feels right. How does it feel to be back in L.A.? |
| 1:09.2 | It hasn't been too long, but... It makes me so happy. I have such good friends in L.A. Like, my family's on the East Coast, but my friends are in L.A. Oh, man, that's like a really interesting... It's brutal. Why can't they just be on the same coast? We had that for a while, and then, yeah when you moved to L.A., which we did years ago, obviously, you've moved back to New York since, but you do, like, remember how much of your life you had to rebuild out here. And when you, you know, go away from that at some point, it's just, yeah, it gets a little, like, spread thin sometimes. but it's good to have you back. Okay, that bar we went to last night. Yes. |
| 1:44.2 | Are the... Yeah, it just gets a little, like, spread thin sometimes. But it's good to have you back. |
| 1:45.8 | Okay, that bar we went to last night. Yes. Are the bathroom doors clear? Oh, my God, Kura. That's so funny. Probably. Okay, and for why? We went to a gay bar last night that's more of a lounge post-dinner. We just wanted to... It was really fun. It was really fun. We just wanted to get a drink, and I knew that would be kind of a chill, loungy environment. |
| 2:02.3 | But yeah, the bathroom reminded me that, oh, you're not in a normal lounge, you're in a gay lounge, because at least in ours, there were literally mirrors lining the urinal. And in my experience, when you go into a gay bar and you're there to flirt, you're there to meet people in the bathroom, |
| 2:25.1 | you want, you know, whatever, it optimizes flirtation and kind of looky-lose, you know? |
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