Grace & Franki
Petty Crimes
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4.8 • 948 Ratings
🗓️ 7 October 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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A petty crime at a fabulous retirement community.
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| 0:00.0 | Petty criminals, it's Griff. |
| 0:02.4 | Now, this episode doesn't come with a teacup rating, but I do need to issue a little warning. |
| 0:07.2 | You'll hear me refer to the submitter as both Brianna and Mallory because I was using names from the show Grace and Frankie and I got confused, okay? |
| 0:14.7 | I know, totally criminal, but as much as I look like I'm high fay, I'm only human. |
| 0:19.6 | Enjoy. |
| 0:20.7 | What did you do when you were 18? |
| 0:23.2 | I worked at Hollister at the mall. That was my first job. Yeah, I got asked to work there. |
| 0:27.9 | Bitter. Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes. |
| 0:49.4 | Grimm, how are you? |
| 0:51.3 | I'm good. |
| 0:52.3 | Happy to see you. |
| 0:53.4 | Touch my crotch. Touch my first person with you. It just good. Happy to see you. Happy to see you. |
| 0:54.2 | Touch my crux. |
| 0:55.3 | It just always feels so right. |
| 0:58.1 | Griff, I have a zillion questions to ask you, but it's spooky season. |
| 1:02.3 | Officially. |
| 1:03.1 | And you're a spooky guy. |
| 1:04.1 | I know you're very intentional with your costumes. |
| 1:07.7 | What's on your mind this year? |
| 1:09.0 | Yes. |
| 1:09.5 | And I have to be more intentional because I do |
| 1:11.8 | often wait to the last minute, which yields a like pretty half-ass slutty costume. Right. |
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