Be a diva.

Own it.

Be a diva.

Yes.

Heads should roll.

Welcome back to Petty Crimes, the only true crime comedy podcast that exclusively investigates non-crimes.

Today, I am without Kira.

Is that bad?

Is that good?

We'll see.

And instead, I have a lovely guest joining me, a fellow podcaster.

He is a writer, producer, and comedian who is best known as the host of the very popular

comedy podcast.

I said no gifts.

He most recently served as co-executive producer on the Netflix sitcom Blockbuster, okay,

work, with writing credits spanning across acclaim series such as corporate, single parents,

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, and Jimmy Kimmel Live, petty criminals. Welcome to the Petty Crimes

Court, Bridger Wieninger. Oh, I'm so happy to be here. Yay. God, when people are just good at

their jobs, I'm just so jealous. Oh, yeah? I feel like you're just in control. Yes. Well, today, just be comfortable being out of control. Slash, you still have a lot of control with this. I know, but I just feel like you're on it, and I'm never on it. Oh, interesting. I'm a disaster no matter where I am. Okay. So maybe more similar to Gira than not. It's funny you're picking up on that. These are qualities that have helped me. There are also qualities that I need to relax on a little, especially new to dating and just entertainment, not everything is superstructure, you know. Right. So I appreciate that. I'm working on it. Well, they're all qualities I don't have that could help me. Okay, I got it. So... What do you think your best qualities are? I'm able to, uh, eventually get out of bed in the morning. I stay hydrated. Ooh, big. And I usually get three meals a day. Okay. So, uh, those are, uh, I'm existing. You're existing. I can respond to an email.

That's good.

Within a few days.

We were talking about teams before we were rolling Microsoft Teams.

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