Unashamed fan of the apple-catcher pant
Off Air with Jane & Fi
The Times
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 9 March 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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Summary
It's our first official visualised podcast episode, so if you're listening to this, why not head over to our YouTube channel and watch it too? Jane and Fi are filled with excitement — the joys of spring and... snot. (It's all glamour over here!) In between the nose-blowing, they ask: Do people still care about VPLs? What is Victor's secret? Is Frank the cat really a cat? Plus, there are apologies to the people of Hertfordshire...
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Podcast Producer: Eve Salusbury
Executive Producer: Rosie Cutler
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | We haven't started, have we. |
| 0:09.3 | We probably have. |
| 0:10.7 | Shall we just move on to some slightly easier ground of matching bras, knickers and ratios? |
| 0:15.7 | Yeah, no, I think that's funny. |
| 0:16.7 | Have we started? |
| 0:17.4 | Well, we can't broadcast anything that's just been discussed. |
| 0:19.9 | Let's start now. |
| 0:22.2 | Why can't we? |
| 0:24.9 | I don't think it's suitable. |
| 0:27.0 | Not because you've offended hot pets. |
| 0:31.5 | I don't want it to offend anybody. |
| 0:33.7 | I've given up offending. |
| 0:35.4 | Oh, okay. |
| 0:36.0 | Tell me just acknowledge. |
| 0:36.8 | It's only Monday, love. It's only Monday, love. |
| 0:37.8 | It's only Monday and this is the, this is a new way of off air, isn't it? |
| 0:42.7 | It is, Jane. |
| 0:43.4 | And finally, I just want people, you have finally succumbed and we are now living together |
| 0:47.8 | and this gorgeous, this wonderful apartment that I've had fitted out with this fire and these accessories and I just can't believe |
| 0:57.5 | my good luck. I'm glad that you're finally revealing to the world how deranged you are. |
| 1:02.2 | utterly, utterly deranged. |
| 1:03.9 | Which I think actually it does look incredibly, I think it probably looks quite realistic. |
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