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The Nick DiPaolo Show

UN Pro Pedophilia | Nick Di Paolo Show #1386

The Nick DiPaolo Show

Acid Tongue Inc.

Comedy, News, Daily News

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2023

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about AI threatening jobs, a FL woman ripping off a Holocaust survivor and more!

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0:30.0

That's when it just clicked in my mind that if you just run through somebody face a lot

0:44.0

of people ain't going to be able to take that over and over and over and over and over

0:49.4

and over and over and over and over.

0:54.8

Mashawn Lynch. Proving once again Americans the most racist country on the planet doing

1:03.4

subway commercials and all other kinds of stuff and multi-million dollars. I can't talk.

1:08.8

I can't wait to tell you what I'm going to say. Love them though. Maybe one of the greatest

1:13.7

runs in the history of the NFL. I don't know, 10 years ago in a playoff game.

1:17.4

10, 15, could be 20. I don't know anymore. Jesus Christ, he must have broke 19 tackles.

1:22.9

This is a run about an 80 yard run. You guys know what I'm talking about. If you're heterosexual.

1:26.8

All right. And not watching girls feel hockey. Which if you want to see nice asses.

1:35.1

NCA college girl softball. Yes, some of them look like yogi bearer. But there's some

1:43.2

mummum, the fucking pants fit beautifully. It's not like a girl talking about football.

1:47.8

I like that wacky. I get it. All right. It's not like Joe Pesci and good. I know.

1:53.9

Take it easy. I don't want to kiss a napkin call of it. All right, folks. Let's get to

2:00.6

the goddamn. Well, I had a good time. By the way, St. Louis, thanks for coming out, both

2:04.8

in St. Charles and the funny bone in St. Louis. Appreciate it very much. Nothing like meeting

2:11.2

the fans and greeting the fans and whatnot. The only hard part of the trip was sitting

2:16.2

on the plane of my ass. Why? Because before I left, I had those testosterone capsules

2:20.7

put in that I have every four months. And no, it's not an anabolic steroid. Yes, testosterone

2:28.0

is a steroid, not anabolic. When you get to my age, you have the, you know, you have

2:34.0

the testosterone level of Dylan Mulvaney if you're lucky. Anyways, yeah. So I got those

2:48.4

done last week. I come home. First of all, I get them from my, my wife's OBGYN and

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