Yeah, welcome to Thursday. How are you folks? Welcome to the show.

The anti-Christ. You got me an vendetta kind of mood.

Oh, I don't think it's my fault, bitch. How you guys doing? Did you see me on

crowd this morning? If you didn't come catch me tomorrow night, I'll be in St.

Charles, Missouri at the funny bone. And then Saturday night at the funny bone

in St. Louis, proper. Haven't been there in a while. I can't wait. Good barber

kill. I'm always confused. I think Gates is in Gates,

probably, he was in Kansas City. Then again, Kansas City, Missouri, I mean.

So they probably have what I'm saying. I folks, I've been doing this forever.

I've done New Year's Eve at the funny bone, saying, I thought I can't remember

the last time I was there. It was great. I just remember kid being so drunk, I

watched him try to fucking push a pole door for like 30 seconds to get into the

show. So that was fucking Jim Dandy. And I went, I remember this. I went up in

that goddamn arch, which was like designed by the same guys who designed the

concentration camps. You get in a little male basket with another person. It's

like a fucking laundry cart with wheels. And your knees are up against you. The

person facing you, you don't know. You're about to die with a stranger. It starts

going up. It moves it. Fucking the acorn stair left my grandmother heads

faster. Fucking took about 11 hours to get to the top. And then this you get to

the top. There's a window. It's six by four inches. 80 people trying to look

out of it. Yeah, there's a guy being raped and he's saying, Lois and there's a

Budwides Assign. All right. Okay, I'm exaggerating. It was terrific. The ride down

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