DeSantis Smacks The Mouse | Nick Di Paolo Show #1387
The Nick DiPaolo Show
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4.7 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 25 April 2023
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about a secret Chinese police staion in US, a strange beheading and more!
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| 0:00.0 | fatigue |
| 0:30.0 | That's when it just clicked in my mind that if you just run through somebody |
| 0:40.7 | face a lot of people ain't gonna be able to take that over and over and over |
| 0:45.3 | over and over and over and I want all of you to enjoy your cake so enjoy |
| 0:51.4 | enjoy your skittles how are you folks welcome to the big filthy show on a |
| 0:56.0 | whatever anyways great to be with you again we're right up I haven't had time to |
| 1:00.1 | shit this week I went from having like well I've had two jobs for while to |
| 1:03.8 | having four now and and I thought I wanted to be busy and make money I got to be |
| 1:08.3 | honest with you fuck this wait for that Pandora money to come in you know what the |
| 1:13.3 | fuck I'm talking about anyways you guys know about that's made public this |
| 1:18.8 | suit so if you don't hear me on serious radio it's about 80 90 grand a year |
| 1:23.3 | that I'm losing right now in hopes of this lawsuit well I'm talking about this |
| 1:28.2 | now I have no idea I'm just fucking ugly today it's how I woke up might have |
| 1:34.2 | something to do with the diet man I'm actually sticking to it it's been about |
| 1:38.2 | I don't know five days now and you know nothing not an ounce of sugar flour |
| 1:42.9 | or whatever the hell eating like bra broccoli no it's cooked but it's fucking |
| 1:50.2 | going to bed for me I got to go to bed hungry to lose weight that's the key for |
| 1:55.2 | me because after seven pm I turn into friggin you know just one of those my |
| 2:02.1 | six hundred pound life people I just can't fucking stop and yeah yeah |
| 2:09.8 | boneless skinless chicken brats delicious and these are self-peed |
| 2:13.7 | steak and actually normally but the first two weeks you got to do can't have |
| 2:17.7 | any not even fruit and shit just you know kind of healthy lean proteins that |
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