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Hallehoo! Well, uh, gents. Hi. Hello. Here we are, uh, what, what a week I guess what a week what a show.

It was it was the Christmas time.

Yes. It's the most Christmas time of the year.

And we have the, of course, the Christmas morning tradition of a car bomb in downtown

Nashville, so that's nice.

I'm glad everybody's okay or Nashville people out there.

I mean, the bombers kind of fucked up, but everybody else...

Yeah, well, I think the press is not identifying him as a bomber. They're saying he was

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