Welcome friend.

To the How To Herrittic.

I'm Uncle Mark.

And I'm Uncle Dan.

And I'm Uncle Doug. And this is your user's guide to life on the outside

That's right leaving religion is the first step into a larger better world

But it can also be a scary world. Things work differently now. Never fear, that's why we're here. We're your audio-lunkos. And with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields.

We're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life.

After all, you only get the one that we know of, so you better make the most difficult. Gentle uncles. I mean I'm sometimes gentle uncles. I mean I'm sometimes gentle but if you

like it rough I can be that too.

Like a lion and out like a lamb and more like a cow.

I'm actually kind of like a cow.

A cow and a platypus.

Yeah, exactly.

Which is my favorite Aesop fable. Yes, it's a beautiful one. The cow that stepped on the platypus the end. So, and that's why our tails look like that. That's right. That's why they're part beaver part Duck, and the middle parts of mystery.

Yep.

Hey, it's episode 172.

That number in numerology means your uncle is going to get better.

God, I hope so.

And with a fun show, remarkably low body count,

which is kind of weird for us and I'm going to talk about

spreading your seat around. Yep that's always great. I'm gonna sing a ham elder

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