Welcome friends.

To the How To Herritik.

I'm Uncle Mark.

And I'm Uncle Dan.

And I am Uncle Doug.

And this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

That's right, leaving religion is the first step into a larger better world.

But it can also be a scary world.

Things work differently now.

Never fear!

That's why we're here!

We're your audio uncles!

And with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields,

we're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a great life.

After all, you only get the one that we know of. So you better make them. Yippee! Well, again installment number 170 of this one of our own heavens we've somehow

found ourselves in making this podcast as the world plummets into the sun.

How did it happen? How did this podcast have to be in the time of Donald Trump?

But look, we've cleared several hurdles toward getting Trump out. So while I don't feel

totally clear in the clearer yet, that's kind of cool. I feel like we've cleared the hurdles and all we have left is the minefield

I just now we just have the military coup to get through we're gonna be fine

Yeah, after the minefield there's the there's the ninja challenge and then the cracking and then all we have to do is sail three oceans away.

Did you see one of the idiot lawyers today

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