Oh, it's play ball time, huh? Austin? It is. How was everybody's weekend? My weekend was pretty low-key, man. But actually, it was actually low-key. I'm not saying it. We have a guest coming in, so it's time for a little bit of the old sauce. But it was- Yeah, my weekend starts now. Exactly. My weekend starts now. I mean, unfortunately, there was no baseball going on, which is ridiculous. Nobody cares about baseball. Yes, people do care, Danny. But how was your weekend, more importantly? I mean, we like to hear how you relax. I'm always relaxing. My entire week is a weekend. What's your weekend like? There was no filming this weekend.

We've got enough video stockpiled that I can take two weekends off, not really off, just

writing, just regrouping mentally. It's important for me. You got to recharge this battery

in my brain. This weekend, though, I wouldn't have to sushi with my fucking chick.

Wow. In Westwood, California, Leo. The campus, because that's right outside of UCLA, it has positively come to life since the summer. Really? And it is a dangerous place to take your woman, Leo. I think you understand. Some studs? You need, if you're not wearing a pair of Raybans, those darting eyes will get you in trouble.

Oh, the young, the young women.

I'm not talking about the guys taking my chick.

What do you think? Come on. Now. For me? I honestly, look, if you're a good looking 30 year old, I know no 19 year old can fuck with you. No. Not even close. No. You hear that, Austin? Unless it's, yeah, seriously, no.

Unless it's like the fucking, he's a quarterback of a division one school.

It's like literally only like a small percentage of the college gets and fuck with you if you're, if you're in shape at 30. But now if you're a fucking piece of shit like most of my friends who are fucking really trying to die as much as possible, they look like shit at 30, then you can't pull a 19 year old.

So do I look like shit at 30? No. No. We got to, you got to look your best. I look like an angel.

And I sit on this couch and I use my angelic voice to entertain the masses. But Leo, again,

the wandering eyes were a problem for me at this. So she did her.

Did you get in trouble though?

Did she notice?

I got her nice and drunk.

Oh.

And I made sure she was drinking plenty of water.

So there were frequent pee breaks on her part.

That's the strategy.

Because when the girl goes to the bathroom to pee, you get three minutes of unfettered ass checking outing. So you were, you were, you were feeding her drinks and liquids. Oh, waiter, can you top this off for me? No, no, not the Sapporo. The H2O. Thank you, wait. And it's in an authentic Japanese sushi place. So they bow to you when you guys can bring you water time. Your pee was a little yellow this morning.

I really, I wanted clear. You know that I'm big on your health, honey. And then you made her drink the water. Los Angeles is a desert. That's why there are sands and palm trees and shit. And why there's always smoke and fire around here. So was it an Asian? Was it an Asian girl that got your eye? Because otherwise, I mean, you know.

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