0:00.0	Yes, play ball and go Yankees real quick. I just wanted to say that. It's wearing my jersey. They're playing the first game of the playoffs. All right. Nobody cares about the God. Damn it. I knew you were going to say something negative about them. I just rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for Beyonce's album to debut at number one. That is, listen, they work hard. It's going to happen. It's not exciting. It's some pop garbage. That's funny.
0:22.4	Well, look, I used to, I had, I had stages with the Yankees. I was a huge fan when I was a kid.
0:27.7	And then I was like, there were a bunch of fucking asshole millionaires. Fuck them, dude. And then now I'm back because I've seen people work hard like you and like people come go from not having a lot of money
0:38.4	to having money and I saw what it takes and you know I I sense that all and I do research
0:44.5	on the Yankees.
0:45.0	They're all fucking dedicated as fuck.
0:48.2	They've they've been having sex with average vagina for so long.
0:51.2	I guarantee there's no perceivable difference between how hard the average Yankee works and how hard the average Oakland A works.
0:59.1	Well, yeah, I didn't know another baseball team.
1:00.9	Any major league or yes.
1:02.1	But what the Yankees, what you can, if you can survive in the New York press, you have a mind of a fucking genius.
1:08.6	Not a genius, but you really is strong-willed man because the media is trying to get you
1:12.8	to fucking say something juicy every single time you do bad.
1:16.5	They really fucking pick at you.
1:18.7	And you just have to be like a strong-willed motherfucker.
1:20.8	So if you play for the Yankees, you got the biggest nuts.
1:22.6	So when you fuck up, you strike out 10 times in a row, you bobble a catch in the outfield do you have to
1:29.9	stand in front of a row of boom mics and start fielding questions about why you suck that game exactly
1:35.0	in baseball in a game where seven out of 10 times you're going to fail anyway or more obviously nowadays
1:40.5	I mean if you fail fucking seven out of 10 times you're a hall of famer now yeah and you have to field questions from asshole little bastards that never
1:47.3	played the game and they're like why did you strike out that time for the third time like
1:51.6	what what happened what were you feeling what were you thinking and you just you know you look at
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